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Bad Place To Break Down

by (whelpes)

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1.
just call me "general waste" I squint into the distance through prescription shades my lips are the colour of Listerine as I slip into the city of nobody's dreams hardcore & rubble and crushed cider cans once-famous acquaintances with splinters in their hands lay em on their backs in the artificial grass into the unknown with neither compass nor a map everyone's forgotten who they wanted to impress the cardio & calisthenics suddenly seem so unnecessary the wear and the tear of every expectation as lemonade renegades piss all over your pavement take me to the tip.
2.
Quiz Night 03:31
head of mixed messages king of missed calls bright eyed and bellicose and bouncing off the walls a massive head which whispers through a tiny mouth his wisdom is concentrated as it comes streaming out a feast of made up words and brand new notes of the ancient inquisitor from parts unknown a lecture on historical correctness from obscurity to hubris without even passing through success first a universal boss and his overfed zealots his pockets overflow with non-essential purchases they scuttle out from underneath the culvert from from another quiz night in the bunker quiz night in the bunker
3.
i think i could cut all my losses and shut up shop for wintry off-seasons that never give a reason why top's fine, bottom's great it's the centre we all hate equate witless weavers with a nest of wasps with a nest of wasps well i tried my best to make any sense of my right or left and now it's up on the gallery walls between straight lines and it says "here lies all truth" "but there ain't a science behind everything all books are shit all your equations are doomed" i declare from a heap at the bottom of your stairs so look up, look up there are leagues & leagues & leagues & leagues above us.
4.
his poison packed paperback had the potential to become a modern classic but you can't engineer an apocalypse if you drop all your apostrophes in all the wrong places swelling with a sense of exceptionalism in the end terrace again but how good would it feel to admit that any other authors existed? peak behind the paywall sizzle with indifference we all came up with the same ideas through independent stimulus that everyone becomes their most hated oppressor so ready yourself to recalibrate your expectations so, tell me when you thought of every possible ending and which one might mutate into a week long standing ovation his compliments could only breed desolation performing in a theatre which was never not at risk dropping all apostrophes in all of the wrong places all of the wrong places, all of the wrong places
5.
i was just a warehouse with one storey watching as the city worked its way towards me always in a rage about graffiti which i cannot even see always was a few meters short of a mountain frozen at the corner of this ugly junction the son of a functioning alcoholic and a non functioning alcoholic running 15 minutes late for his 15 minutes of fame but don't waste your money on roadside recovery, leave him on the streets where every one of his apostles can see
6.
local napoleon in land grab scandal he's posing for his photo by the village sinkhole he says the artist's impression is never enough whilst covering up his continuous cough a man is coming over to take our order but i cannot tell if he is a waiter or a welder he's been sneaking through the streets of the city that hasn't slept in days he's been dreaming up a scheme for the draining of the mediterranean sea pretend that you are a prisoner pretend that you are at war waiting for an airlift dressed in seasonally themed robes the wind it whipped away your scent and tipped me off my throne as i whispered with some real intent: "winter, welcome home"
7.
Limestone 03:29
somewhere in the regions he is seething on his way to yet another three way meeting with a limestone figure of fertility and floor to ceiling indignity hidden in the minutes of the meeting were the seeds of an anthology of unpublishable poetry he would christen it: 'dances with imaginary adversaries' and plug it until buddleia pushed it's way through his open chest cavity still quoting george orwell way into his fifties i've had some work done bumper stickers & racing stripes, new stereo system - my own mum only recognises me by the eyes but i am aware that i am aware that i am aware that i am aware that i am aware that i am aware that i am aware that i am aware that i am aware that i am aware bad place to break down.

about

debut album from whelpes, feat. 7 shady pop songs about a range of topics.

contains gnarly homespun guitars & an ill-tempered old drum machine + many words.

recorded in mr vista's end terrace between spring 2020 and summer 2021. performed and mixed by mr vista.

cover shot taken in mr v's spare room, where the album was recorded & mixed.

any questions please don't hesitate to reach out.

enjoy, XXX

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released October 18, 2021

words / music / mixing - mr vista

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mr vista & the trainee baristas Manchester, UK

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home of POWER USERS - lolloping, po-mo pre-cog dad-bod, avant-garage rock.

also featuring official war artist, whelpes, & others probably.

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